Seems Everyone's Blasting Off Planet These Days!

First it was David, and then Farrah and then the King of Pop! What gives? Might there be something attractive about the ethers that is causing lift-off everywhere? Possibly! After all; scientists say we are about 60 to 80 percent water and metaphysicians state that we are pure energy. Put the two together and what have ya got? It's a term called 'Vortex Fashion.'

Water and air have the same intrinsic vortex motion. And now there are several types of newly developed radionic technologies for water, in which water can now be highly charged. High charge water is considered healthier water. You see, water is etheric energy in bondage but it has to move in a naturally winding and spiralling way; otherwise it looses its life force and becomes stagnant and lifeless. Sounds like high tech science, but really it's very simple; drink moving water and you'll be healthier for it.

Water has what are known as water clusters that will attach themselves to pollutant molecules. Thus, when we drink stagnant water, toxins sort of seep in and then seat themselves in our bodies. Bottleless water coolers hook right up to the water pipes as the water spirals into your home. Water dances right into your body sort of like the King did. So maybe he was on to something with all those funky moves! Bless you King, Angel & Warrior! Lead the way and may your etheric futures be as bright and light as they were here on Earth!

How Do Monkeys Get Their Water?

Were you ever in the middle of a high-stress board room meeting with 12 other colleagues heavily debating how you’d all save your last big account when the boss suddenly pointed a finger at you and asked a question ….and all you could think of was, ‘I wonder how monkeys in the jungle drink water?’

What? That just happened last week? Chances are you are in GREAT need of a vacation…but if your sore buns are presently glued solid to a board room chair, what’s a person to do? Why…travel in your mind of course!

Hindus believe that a great and mighty ape named Hanuman aided Lord Rama in his expeditions and protectively warded off all evil forces. Funny thing a monkey popped right into your mind as your boss leaned menacingly toward you from across the table. Might we all have a bit of mysticism in us, after all?

Maybe you can’t escape the destructive path of the major human antics that are sweeping dangerously toward your personal space, but rather than being a sitting duck, why not just suddenly seqwey on over to the still & peaceful standing water cooler and offer yourself a little water break? In the jungle, monkeys scoop water from a river into their palms just for a quick refresher. Maybe monkeys on the mind have valid and blessed meaning after all!

New Technology Gives Thirsty Plants Voice

Discovery Channel is a wonderful thing! It lets us plain, ordinary bumpkin people know what's going on behind those expensively funded, hidden little laboratory doors that have cropped up all around the country. This time, Discovery ferreted out a new toy for plants! Get this: plants in need of water are getting their own fancy gadget to “communicate” with their growers.

A newly developed microchip technology now allows plants to send text messages to farmers’ cellphones - asking for water! The thin microchip, which is smaller than a postage stamp, is affixed to the plant’s leaves and it can send messages to cellphones whenever the plant needs more water.

It's a good thing humans still have two feet. We can walk to the office water cooler when we're thirsty...instead of having to text someone to deliver it to us! Here's a sobering question: at what point will our technology begin to cause irrevolkable genetic muscle atrophy in the human body? If we're not careful enough to balance nature with our growing technology, we might end up evolving into a bunch of VEGETABLES after all.

From Sea to A Salty Water Logged NYC?

Meteorologists have alerted us to the fact that hurricanes are increasing and are starting up closer to our coastlines. NYC has always been high on the list with regards to ‘risk’. So some scientists and engineers are developing barriers to choke off the surging sea & protect flood-prone areas. But other scientists question whether the barriers would be environmentally sound and socially equitable. Hmmm. Save our city? Or save our planet?

While engineers say barriers are technically feasible, questions remain about their environmental viability. Structures that constrict the flow of water could alter fish migration, shell fishing beds and water salinity. This means that on top of our financial fiascos and environmental stresses; we’d start to slowly starve and have to drink stinky water too!

Sometimes, the good ol’ cave days where water was fresh and clean and cave maidens pranced merrily across the grassy knolls…seems a mighty delicious & happy thought. One good windy wipeout by Mother Earth might just be the ticket to bring us back to the days of simple, easy living. No more commuter stress! No more financial fiasco. No more mad Mom's. Just naked, happy, fresh-water people prancing all about.