We've all heard the phrase 'water on the brain' but scientists have recently put new meaning to an old cliche. They've discovered that there's water on the DNA, which does not surprise us at Aquaverve, since we all know that the human body is made up of mostly water anyway. Why would our DNA NOT have water on it or in it or around it or whatever?
However, we certainly don't mind if a few scientists pop out of their labratories on occasion to back up OUR age old theory that water...and lots of it, is good for the body. Yes, the scientific habit to occasionally examine, poke and prod the water is good for you theory is a STRONG one because apparently, researchers are back at it again. THIS time they have determined that it actually influences the DNA structure itself. This means that water then, may have a far more significant effect on our overall health than we ever imagined. For if the DNA is responsive to water, then the organs which are constructed of DNA, will function responsively as well. Which means, quit the soda y'all! And drink clean water! Because, ultimately in the end, when we all dissolve and go back into the great white light of the mysterious hereafter; we'll be able to look back on our planetary experience. We'll then see that we were all mighty silly, behaving like everything was separated and non-connected. Maybe then we'll learn the BIG lesson that organic foods are the only foods that carry life force nutrients and that soda is indeed poison to our bodies....because it shrivels up our DNA sheaths with chemicals not designed for the molecular structure of the body.
It's just a darned shame we pay all this money out for scientific research to tell us what we all already innately know. Silly humans are we! But then again, how else shall we entertain ourselves for eternity?