Another Human Query for The Master...

'Oh, Aqua Guru...we are a society in need of advice. What sayeth you to all of the perplexed human beings who have had the pulp squeezed out of them? How do the miniscule masses manage to survive the massive blunders of the rich rulemakers? How do we tend our gardens when the very seeds we sow are under TAX threat? How do we manage our dimes and nickels when we are now down to counting all our pennies? What words of HOPE can you bring to us?', we pleaded.

'As usual....this no brainer', the ever so youthful old man spat. 'Ok, so SPLAIN'...as Ricky Ricardo would toot, we said.

'Human body needs no pennies to wake up. Human body needs no pennies to smile. Human body needs no pennies to dream. Human body 80% water. Human body needs no pennies. Ha!' Then he stopped. Silence.

'Ok, so you're not gonna leave us with THAT shriveled tidbit, are you?' we asked, incredulous at the thought.

'Live like the animals', Aqua Guru smiled.

'Animals eat each other', we said.

'Seek deeper', he smiled again.

'Care to elaborate?' we queried. We didn't dare admit we couldn't go deep under pressure.

'When humans are done squeezing humans out of the ability to love...then we guru's shall call you bankrupt. For now, we call you silly. No big bank, no politician, no major corporation holds you from your dimes and nickels. You do.

'Uh, that's not how WE see it', we begged to differ.

'STOP GIVING pennies, nickels and dimes to banks and politicians', he spat, clearly disgusted at our stupidity. 'Bunnies only eat the grass that they need that day. Be like joyous bunnies and....' ..... and then he toddled off right in mid-sentance, leaving us to ponder the wonder of nature's cutest furballs. Well, Easter's right around the bend. Perhaps we should query Easter Bunny when he hops by.