You've Heard of Water on The Brain...

We've all heard the phrase 'water on the brain' but scientists have recently put new meaning to an old cliche. They've discovered that there's water on the DNA, which does not surprise us at Aquaverve, since we all know that the human body is made up of mostly water anyway. Why would our DNA NOT have water on it or in it or around it or whatever?

However, we certainly don't mind if a few scientists pop out of their labratories on occasion to back up OUR age old theory that water...and lots of it, is good for the body. Yes, the scientific habit to occasionally examine, poke and prod the water is good for you theory is a STRONG one because apparently, researchers are back at it again. THIS time they have determined that it actually influences the DNA structure itself. This means that water then, may have a far more significant effect on our overall health than we ever imagined. For if the DNA is responsive to water, then the organs which are constructed of DNA, will function responsively as well. Which means, quit the soda y'all! And drink clean water! Because, ultimately in the end, when we all dissolve and go back into the great white light of the mysterious hereafter; we'll be able to look back on our planetary experience. We'll then see that we were all mighty silly, behaving like everything was separated and non-connected. Maybe then we'll learn the BIG lesson that organic foods are the only foods that carry life force nutrients and that soda is indeed poison to our bodies....because it shrivels up our DNA sheaths with chemicals not designed for the molecular structure of the body.

It's just a darned shame we pay all this money out for scientific research to tell us what we all already innately know. Silly humans are we! But then again, how else shall we entertain ourselves for eternity?

Wake Up & Help Save The Earth!

They say that babies when first born are the purest human beings on the planet. They haven't eaten junk food yet. They say the human body is made up of 80% water. Soda on the other hand, is 99% water with a few toxins thrown in. They say that almost 78% water covers the Earth. Of all that water, less than 1% is actually useable. Of that, 50% is polluted. They say that certain gurus in Tibet can survive on oxygen alone and yet the China area has some of the highest industrial smog levels in the world. What oxygen are they breathing? They say that chlorophyll from plants is a great blood cleanser and that the brightest colored vegetables and fruits are the healthiest foods to eat. Two of the largest food companies in the world produce Cheerios, Nesquick, Shreddies, Zucosos and Chocapic. Why are the largest companies selling dead junk foods to the people? Worse yet - why are the people buying them? We've strayed so far from our organic foundations and Earthen roots and yet SHE is what sustains our lives and our 80% water bodies. Anyone game for serious change? That usually starts with one good habit to build on. We've one suggestion. Start by drinking clean water. To help you make change, we've got alittle sale going on!

Maybe The Cavemen Had It Right

We, as a civilized society, seem to have more problems living in a balanced way than say, our fellow ancestors did many moons ago. Water is an issue that continually clouds our minds as we grapple with how to conserve it, use it and move it about the planet. Dumping loads of seawater on a nuclear reactor from a helicopter is not something cavemen had to worry about.

Even well meaning help-the-less-fortunate fund raising walk-a-thons dredge up perplexing 'footprint' issues these days. Those walking 20 miles to raise money for others without water in the eastern hemisphere, usually end up mighty thirsty after their first half mile. How then, DO we rationalize a walk-a-thon to begin with if we end up using a ton of water to replenish 25,000 thirsty, sweaty exercise hounds?

No, cavemen did not live complicated lives and therein lies the crux. They lived off the land and yes they bopped one another over the head with sticks once in awhile. But they weren't prone to sending millions fleeing from radiation either. The ratio of humans-to-water holes was more balanced. One simply knelt down and sucked up Earth's bounty when thirsty. There was no need to work oneself to death so that one could afford to hire a serviceman to install a fancy under-the-sink faucet filter to ferret out lead, chlorine and other city muck from corroded pipes. Cavemen and women lived in relative simpatico with planet Earth. Maybe we're not so advanced after all. Maybe we should each sit back and ponder what we're all doing wrong. Because the more one looks at the whole picture, the more one thinks that maybe the cavemen had it right!

Water To Clear Cancer - A Holisti-View

The recent decade has brought forth some oceanic sized ideas to the age old human dilemma of dis-ease. Thanks to the baby boomers, who now see mortality on the nearer horizon than say a twenty year old spring chick; much focus and effort has been directed toward the stuff that takes us out of our bodies. That stuff is mainly body toxins...which ultimately lead to cancer. Boomers all know how much candy, soda and chips they ate and for how many decades they ate it. Now they see the water on the fall, so to speak.

Aside from a random vacation Tsunami or a tumble backwards down a ski slope, most of us will develop a myraid of ailments: one which will ultimately take us down the path of full transformation back to etherland, whence we all came. In the tradition of breaking traditional medicine, the boomers have gone hog wild in the go-green field in the last decade. Those who gained masters degrees in business, banking and legalese have suddenly turned 'organic farmer' on culled profits from former professions. Some of the new green trenders have even deemed themselves experts in the holistic health field.

And so the new way to heal cancer, so say those amidst the new dawning of human-to-planet consciousness, is to walk in a field of flowers, breathe in the light, rest, relax, laugh and drinks loads of water. The water will wash the toxins away and the laughter and stress-free lifestyle, along with a few garden greens will restore the body to it's former glory. Hence, it may serve to lend a few extra years to those who now stand at the end of their planetary time. Aquaverve has only one thing to say about it all. "We told you so".

SANTA, I WANT THAT!

What do you do for the guy who has everything? How do you top last years gift, when last year you thought you'd never pull off a surprise again! How do you manage to incorporate health, safety, efficiency and longevity into a gift in the first place? Flowers die. NO ONE can keep up with the electronic industry. The flat screen wave is now OVER, cuz everybody's got one now. We as a species, have gone so far out of line with the planet that we are overwhelmed with all the things we've created - to the point that those things no longer mean much...no matter how bling they may be.

Well, wrap yourselves around a posh water cooler for the family this year. It may be a bit unusual, but honestly - it's a GREAT gift! It'll keep the family in safe drinking water and that includes the pets. It's energy efficient and eco friendly and will last for years on end. No longer are coolers a dumpy white plastic. Ok. Most out there on the market still are. But OUR water coolers were made for the hotel and spa industry - so ELEGANT design and high usage factor were entered into the formula from jump street. The end result? A gorgeous, wood or SS cooler system so sleek and beautiful - it's almost impossible to guess that it's a cooler at all! Check us out on HGTV!

Water Irrigation Principles Redefined

Gurus have been doing it for years, along with a few other interesting orafice cleansing techniques. But it all broke open and became a hot little trend for a short while when Dr. Oz, (yes Oprah's very popular TV protege) demonstrated to his audience and then defined; the benefits of yup, you guessed it - nasal irrigation!

Seems there's quite a history behind nasal irrigation. It started with an ancient body healing practice of Hatha Yoga. Back then yogis used a string. Don't ask us how they GOT the noodly string started up the nose because even if we did know, we wouldn't tell you.

Suffice to say, in time, someone figured out that sticking a pot nozzle up a nostril and tipping it so that water could flow where the string once did, was an exciting way to put a new twist on a rather knarly, or might we say snotty old practice. And of course, typical of human creativity, we've begun to add salt and herbs and a whole concoction of kitchen goods to the Neti pot brew; enough to almost compete with Top Chef gourmet recipes. Hey! Now there's a new reality TV idea! Create Neti recipies and watch contestants squirm about as they try out a Cayene Pepper Aroma Thera-treatment.

In the end, as millions of people would argue, if Oprah says it's good then it's GOOD. We at Aquaverve have redefined water irrigation in a slightly different way. We just navigate city water through our filtered cooler systems and provide good clean water. Whether our customers drink the water or blow it through their noses...is totally up to them.

A Water Driven Economy Looms

The world is askew, we know! The human population scrambles before the ominous 2012, (at least that's how some view THAT little number), to redirect focus toward more harmonistic planetary energy sourcing. Solar industry news has been a big hit in recent years and has finally gained major momentum, after a rather rusty start a decade ago. For new solar ventures have popped up in every local municipality to offer relief from the gluttonous and almost criminal ways the electric and gas companies have gauged the average man.

Water, we intuit is the next big energy source surge. Unfortunately, though the planet is mostly liquid, water isn't the unlimited resource we think it is. As soon as 2013, 36 of the 50 states are expected to face water shortages, so says the Johnson Foundation.

The Economy, Trade and Industry Ministry is already asking a Japan bank and an Australian investment fund to contribute to a fund for intense investment in water related businesses. Meanwhile, we're still waiting to see how the gov't and their big industry bed-buddies think they will charge us for sunlight.

No doubt about it, the chase is on for big biz to grab ahold of the last planetary resources we have. In the long run...who knows how it will all pan out? For the time being, we'll stick to simplicity and our 'good, clean water for everyone' motto.

What Will Multi-Millionaires Think Of Next?

It must be true, the old cliche about a man and his multi-millions. Give a boy a mega-boatload of dollars and see what he will buy...or build. It's always interesting to see just what a strapping young man would do these days with his almost billions...if he had it to spend. Since deRothschild does have a watery sense and fluidity, it should be interesting to see what this soul does with it in a lifetime.

In the case of older generation male models, (such as, dare we say...aging boomer Branson), we see that billions of bucks sank into a fuel snorting rocketship destined for another location in our galaxy...as if the message were, 'Earth's too toxic now to fix her, so let's just abandoned ship all together'. For a pretty price, 'elitists' can jettison off to the moon or elsewhere, if Branson has his way. 'Let's just leave the rest of the planet if a puff bloom of exhaust fumes to suck up, cuz we're so outta here!', may soon cry a wolf upon departure in 2011.

Well, luckily, we are beginning to see a new breed of multi-millionaires entering the planetary scene. Perhaps with each incoming male generation there is indeed a seed of redemption implanted upon Mother Earth, who may we remind everyone; is a 'SHE'.

Perhaps the lost flock of souls from Atlantis have returned. Maybe a few thou years in Etherville has wisened up some of them for there is a rather enjoyable, fresh enthusiasm to these incoming sorts. They're not afraid of taking the rotting lemons left behind by their elders and making a new kind of spirit-u-all sauce for the rest of us to savor. They're actually creating with 'connectivity' in mind.

This year, along floats 'Plastiki', the recycled plastic bottle wonder boat soon set to sail around the world - to raise awareness on how to take the toxic by-products of generations past...and save Earth from smothering to death. Wow....a toy with a humanitrian plan! 'How utterly refreshing', say the suffering, lesser paid women nurturers of the planet. Maybe the God-men ARE actually returning! But we'll still hold our breath for a bit...for it seems that for all the multi-millions one soul alone can hold, one tiny plastic boat seems a rather punative effort. Why not a whole first fleet of platform ships to ferry food to the poor across the waters? Boys and their toys. Perhaps humans ARE the slowest evolving creatures on planet after all, despite creative toy building ability.

Who's Drowning Who?

If you've paid rapt attention to the media these past two years, you'll have noticed that there is a 'not so subtle' underlying theme flowing through the minds of the masses. The new catch words of the decade are 'transparency' and 'accountability'. Human beings are actually waking up to see that we've all done a mighty job in selling each other, each other's poop. Yup. Call in Rotor Rooter cuz societal business as usual suddenly stinks like a sulfurous bog.

Take for instance, the bottled water industry. In the name of money, which is the sole motivator of the human race sadly it seems; big industry icons right down to the local Joe, all got in on the bottled water industry about a decade or so ago. The sales pitch THEN was, tap water was not safe! So major money was tossed into the industry of selling 'fresh spring' bottled water. Like a band of blind, hungry ants the masses sucked down that idea with mighty fervor. Come a crippled housing market, a crashed economy and one or two major oil spills, and suddenly, finger pointing has become the number one human past-time.

Hence the GO GREEN industry was birthed. In our new quest to make one another accountable....suddenly we find that the 'bottled spring water' craze we bought into ended up being mostly re-bottled tap water. This was largely due to the fact that the bottled water industry mysteriously slipped by the normal red tape of public safety regulations....and soon enough, naughty businessmen took advantage of the general public's overall stupidity.

Finger pointing aside, the bottom line is - we're all in this sewage hole together. We wouldn't have greed-mongers had we not allowed ourselves to be sold down the river - on any front. And when it comes to the water industry - since we're all feverishly investigating how to better filter our tap water after all.... now all we have to do is figure out how to collect, recycle and dispose of those billions of plastic water bottles we all had a hand in polluting Mother Earth with. Because in the end...we're all accountable!

Another Human Query for The Master...

'Oh, Aqua Guru...we are a society in need of advice. What sayeth you to all of the perplexed human beings who have had the pulp squeezed out of them? How do the miniscule masses manage to survive the massive blunders of the rich rulemakers? How do we tend our gardens when the very seeds we sow are under TAX threat? How do we manage our dimes and nickels when we are now down to counting all our pennies? What words of HOPE can you bring to us?', we pleaded.

'As usual....this no brainer', the ever so youthful old man spat. 'Ok, so SPLAIN'...as Ricky Ricardo would toot, we said.

'Human body needs no pennies to wake up. Human body needs no pennies to smile. Human body needs no pennies to dream. Human body 80% water. Human body needs no pennies. Ha!' Then he stopped. Silence.

'Ok, so you're not gonna leave us with THAT shriveled tidbit, are you?' we asked, incredulous at the thought.

'Live like the animals', Aqua Guru smiled.

'Animals eat each other', we said.

'Seek deeper', he smiled again.

'Care to elaborate?' we queried. We didn't dare admit we couldn't go deep under pressure.

'When humans are done squeezing humans out of the ability to love...then we guru's shall call you bankrupt. For now, we call you silly. No big bank, no politician, no major corporation holds you from your dimes and nickels. You do.

'Uh, that's not how WE see it', we begged to differ.

'STOP GIVING pennies, nickels and dimes to banks and politicians', he spat, clearly disgusted at our stupidity. 'Bunnies only eat the grass that they need that day. Be like joyous bunnies and....' ..... and then he toddled off right in mid-sentance, leaving us to ponder the wonder of nature's cutest furballs. Well, Easter's right around the bend. Perhaps we should query Easter Bunny when he hops by.